sexy punch of pink
cabbagerose: wow! works for me… via
I wish ‘Bowchicawawa” by Mike Posner was playing right now.
Things I am too lazy to do
get dressed (I just showered, contrary to popular belief I do not run around in towels when alone) plan outfit for the morrow put aforementioned outfit in work bag put other work necessities in aforementioned bag move my computer from the floor
I love badly. That is, too little or too much. I throw myself over an unsuitable...– Jeanette Winterson, Gut Symmetries (via helplesslyamazed)
I am content and it feels good.
strange things are afoot
I swear I have made quinoa twice (1 cup total) yet I find I have an unopened bag in my cupboard. A ghost has been making quinoa in my apartment and kindly brought me another bag. Only explanation
This has been happening too often
Me: This is a picture of me and my friends!
X: Oh! So cute! When was this taken?
Me: Last year
X: Really? Which one is you?
For me, economics is like the Dutch language: I’m told it makes sense, but I...– John Oliver, the Bugle Podcast. Seriously. on both counts.
upon seeing a "princess" bumper sticker
me: "Dad, I should get a princess bumper sticker for my car"
dad: "No, you would have one that said 'Queen'"
Having fun isn't hard, when you've got a library...
disappointment is biking downtown to the library thinking ” Oh man! i am going to get a library card and be all proactive with my taxes!” only to have it sprinkle the entire way there and to have the library be closed on Saturdays. on the bright side, I exercised!
It All Starts With Self-Image
realityofhealthy: “Research has found that girls who feel good about themselves and respect their bodies – regardless of what they look like - are more likely to be physically active and eat healthy. They are less likely to gain unnecessary weight and they make healthy lifestyle choices far into the future. How we think about our bodies and our beauty has everything to do with how we treat...
worst. decision. EVER!
Cuz I like shit like this →
You are in high school. You dropped out of high school. You graduated within the last 5 years. You live on your own. You live within 20 minutes of your best friend. You live within 20 minutes of the last person you kissed. You live within 20 minutes of your ex. You have hugged someone in the last 48 hours. You have been to the movies within the last week. You have had 3 or more...